MONDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS
Posted by Josh Alper on January 26, 2009, 8:31 a.m.
It’s Super Bowl week, which means former Bills K Scott Norwood’s name will be popping up.
Dolphins WR Brandon London said that the team offered him a contract for next season.
The Patriots Hall of Fame offers disabled visitors several ways to enjoy all the exhibits.
Said Jets coach Rex Ryan, “There’s a technique we call Knock ‘Em Back. That’s what we want our defensive line to do. I showed a picture of a horse, and the horse is getting’ branded, like right on his hip. And he somehow picks his leg up, goes over the board, and hits the guy that’s brandin’ him right in the chest, and you see the guy fly about 20 feet, and I’m like ‘That’s what Knock ‘Em Back is.’”
The Ravens are expected to promote Vince Newsome, who isn’t related to Ozzie Newsome, to replace George Kokinis as pro personnel director.
Suspended former Bengals LB Odell Thurman is set to go on trial Tuesday.
Fans of Browns owner Randy Lerner’s English soccer team Aston Villa regularly (and positively) chant his name during games.
Steelers S Anthony Smith can’t guarantee that he’ll be on the active roster for the Super Bowl.
Texans coach Gary Kubiak doesn’t care if you don’t care for his assistant coach hires.
Bob Kravitz wonders if the Colts fired the right assistant coaches.
You can buy a Jaguars QB David Garrard’s jersey in Tampa during Super Bowl week, but not Cardinals QB Kurt Warner or WR Larry Fitzgerald.
Titans QB coach Craig Johnson has an interview lined up for the Buccaneers offensive coordinator job.
One of former Broncos LB Tom Jackson’s teammates was interviewed on TV wearing a beer helmet in the days before Super Bowl XII.
Chiefs CB Brandon Carr made USA Today’s All-Joe AFC Team.
Evidence to the contrary, the Raiders insist they’ve got a plan.
Chargers owner Alex Spanos raised $300,000 for charity by auctioning off Super Bowl tickets.
Former Giants QB Scott Brunner won’t pay for a PSL and is giving up his season tickets when the team moves into their new stadium.
The Texas Department of Transportation will pay $15.4 million to use Texas Stadium for the next 10 years now that the Cowboys are moving on.
The Eagles denied rumors of offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg’s departure.
Is race the reason for Cowboys fans in Redskins territory?
Mike Imrem says former Bears S Doug Plank signing with the Jets as a coach makes him long for the ‘46′ defense.
The Lions must find players in every round of the draft.
The Packers spent big money on coaches, now they must do the same on players.
Vikings G Steve Hutchinson makes something called the All-Freak Team.
Former Panther defensive coordinator Mike Trgovac said he needed a fresh start.
Said Falcons T Wayne Gandy, “I’m one of those people who think if they played the game this week, the Cardinals would win, they wouldn’t have time to think. I think the Steelers will handle the distractions much better.”
The Saints became the first NFL team to offer a layaway option for buying season tickets.
The Buccaneers picked up some helpful players in free agency last offseason.
With Greg Knapp as their offensive coordinator, the Seahawks figure to run the ball more in 2009.
The Rams have a lot of options and a lot of needs with the second overall pick in the draft.
Safety is an offseason priority for the 49ers.
Cardinals DE Antonio Smith would like to remain with the Cardinals.
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